Hell: Do I need to paint a picture for you, or what's so difficult to understand about this?


Agathar: What I need you to do is head over to the third castle, not the first one cause that one has ALOT of giant dragons in it and they'll murder you, and defenitly not the 4th one since that one is actually a men's restroom... alright, now, head inside and you'll then go down a dark coridor filled with mice. Eat those mice and gain the power of the rats which are actually the mice but you learn that on disc 3, then using that power, go through the south gate covered in green slime and fight the worm serpent in the west wing corner over by the blue flute. Obtain the blue flute and use it to call Rick James. He'll backhand you and run off which then means the flute is worthless. Once the flute is discarded you'll get a message saying your taxes are due. After you head out of the castle, use the left thumbstick to pay your taxes, then deposit them in the mailbox labeled "FISH!". Once you deposit it, head over to your buddy Joe's house, he'll then give you a key which is actually a fishing boat. See the connection? Use the fishing boat on the mailbox labeled FISH and you'll obtain a note saying the Princess was never in another castle. This will then trigger a random encounter with Ace Sniper Smitty Smit the one-eyed sniper from Texas. You have to defeat him by throwing cucumbers at his mother over in Pittsberg. She'll scream and die which will cause Smitty to become a Christian. He'll then start preaching the ways of God to the animal kingdom who will then devour him. Obtain the "Sniper Bullet" from his corpse and take it downtown to 3rd street and you'll then head into the Pawn Shop to sell the evil evil evil EVIl bullet to Rippy the 1-Eyed salesmen. Once you do that, you'll obtain Bubblegum. Equip the bubblegum and shoot Rippy in the foot and he'll scream the locker combination for the locker down the hall. Head left down the hall to the locker and open it up using the Blue cardkey since the Red cardkey is a taco. Once you open it, Solid Snake will attack using an Abyssal Whip and defeat the goddess thus riding the world of Spinach Rolls!

SIMPLE!